worm in my edamame.

quote of the day from my friend josh.

Joshua: i was eating edamame and there was a worm in the pod

eep. hahaha you just made my evening infinitely better.

resist the urge.

some days i have to use every fiber of my being to resist the urge to scream, “ARE YOU STUPID?!”

sigh.

boogers.

why are boogers salty? riddle me that.
never understood why little kids (ok, maybe big kids too) liked to eat them. ickkkk so gross.

i need a digital watch.

i need to wear a digital watch to bed. in the morning, i can’t tell time on an analog watch for the life of me. i kind of have a sleepy-eyed moment of dull panic only to realize still have 20 more minutes to sleep. most days (=

chasing.

i’ve stopped dancing, playing music, having a life…in pursuit of what?
time to restart. in the process of making some changes/improvements…

no other woman.

“if you said you were available…no other woman in the world would exist.”

wow. what a line.

lights out.

stayed so late at the office tonight that the cleaning lady turned the lights off on me )=

fml.

reading comprehension.

there are days i wish certain professionals would take a reading comprehension class. just my 2 cents.

are you hungover? no, i’m just hungry.

it’s 11am, and i’m eating leftover pad thai at my desk right now. when my friend rachel saw me eating it, she asked if i was hungover. no, i explained, i’m just hungry.

breakfast for dinner. dinner for breakfast.

didn’t you know? i’ve moved to grand central – i live in that cubicle on the seventh floor.
time to rejoin the world.

spotted: chuck bass.

saw chuck bass from gossip girl (ed westwick) at Bb in tribeca last night. rocking a d&g t-shirt. sleeves rolled up a little to show off his tats. hair slicked back a little, Grease-style.

sigh. so dreamy.