The second I saw you, I decided we were getting married. I was 11. Years later, I’m still in love with you, and you’re in prison.
After three years of searching, I finally found someone exactly like you. She doesn’t love me either.
i think people find these site so intriguing because they can relate to the unexpected disappointment and ironic turnout of something the writer has such high expectations for. that, and they’re awfully funny.